Lead her away from Acting but not all the way to Finance. Something where she can make her own hours but still feel intellectually fulfilled and get outside sometimes And not have to wear high heels.
And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it.
SAGAL: Tell somebody to exercise and eat right, you own Soloflex a quarter. All right, this is very exciting. You get this last one right, you will win. Once you have achieved your perfect body, you can then use your Soloflex to do what?
A: brew beer. B: tan hides. Or C: weave rugs.
Mr. BARRY: C.
SAGAL: You’re going to go for weaving rugs?
Mr. BARRY: Yes.
SAGAL: I love that idea. You have the thing and then you’d sit down there after your sort of oiled and muscular and start weaving lovely Navajo rugs. I’m being skeptical is what I’m doing.